üsküdar beşiktaş taşıma motorlarından birinde, dış demirlere yaslanmış öylece dururken, bir anda ayakkabılarını, montunu, çantasını çıkarıp bir kenara bırakıyor. atlayıveriyor birdenbire marmara'nın karanlık mavisine. boğaza son bi bakış atmıştı belki bunu yapmadan önce. boğazın kaltak sarı lambalarına son bi' bakış. boğazında dizili onlarca cam bilyeyi orada bırakmak için. unutmak için ardını ve ağrıya bir son vermek için. sonsuzluk ağrıyı keser mi? bilmem. intihar, son ihtardan sonra gelen o "çotankk!" sesi ise; evet, sonsuzluk ağrıyı keser belki de.

çocuklar ve hayvanlarla. susup sular gibi sessiz. ayça için ıslattık gözlerimizi bugün. ki o çoktan gitti bile. ne pedodonti duvarlarında yankılanan çığlıklar, ne onların gerip gevşettiği yaylı sinirlerim, ne öksürüğüm ne başımın ağrısı, ne canımı sıkan bitirme tezi konusu ne sınavlar, ne bu boktan havalar, ne emre baydın'ın ağlak akılsız "güvenseydim ya da şşalıverseydiiiem" leri . bugün sadece bir kereliğine ve uzun uzadıya, hiç tanımadığım biri için üzüldüm. bu da benim yabancılık ödevim olsun.

hoşçakal ;

EP 3


İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
santaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

- (G) Santa (G) - :
What can I do for you, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
say that you love me, and then i’ll go…

- (G) Santa (G) - :
I'm no talking doll.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
do you love me snta ?

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Ho ho ho! Of course I like you :-)

Ok aksoy_sena, we could really use your help in the factory. We play
a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
yuppiiii i love you too santa

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Well, I love you too, aksoy_sena! What do you want
for Christmas, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
lets get married !

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Remember, aksoy_sena, I keep a list. And I check it twice.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
woow what does it mean santa ?

- (G) Santa (G) - :
What does what mean?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
are you warning me ?

- (G) Santa (G) - :
No, I don't play that game.

Ok aksoy_sena, we could really use your help in the factory. We play
a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
i don't either... marriage is not a game

- (G) Santa (G) - :
And it's a good thing you don't!

Ok aksoy_sena, we could really use your help in the factory. We play
a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
santa

- (G) Santa (G) - :
What's happening, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
you're strange

- (G) Santa (G) - :
So are you! Anyway, what else do you want to know about me...

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
fuck you freak :n

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

Ok aksoy_sena, we could really use your help in the factory. We play
a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
forgive me santa *snif*

- (G) Santa (G) - :
No apology necessary!

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
kiss my ass then *lol*

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.

What do you want for Christmas, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
i should go now

- (G) Santa (G) - :
So long, aksoy_sena!

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
it was really nice to talk to you santa

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Nice talking to you too, aksoy_sena. Happy holidays!

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / is so F*cked up... / :
bye

- (G) Santa (G) - :
:-)

- (G) Santa (G) - :
Until we chat again, my friend!

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EP 4

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
Hey Santa, are you there ?

- Santa -:
I'm here.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
i'm waiting for you

- Santa -:
No kidding? How does it feel to be waiting for me?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
BORING !!!!

- Santa -:
OK. Be that way.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
santa

- Santa -:
What's happening, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
it hurts when you talk like that

- Santa -:
Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
santa

- Santa -:
What can I do for you, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
last fm isn’t scrobbling the songs i listen
what should i do

- Santa -:
Last fm and others have been a constant source of disappointment.

Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year!

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
hey i won't let you talk like that about last fm !

- Santa -:
I hope you thought twice before deciding that you would not let me talk
like that about last fm. When you're done, tell me how it was.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
last fm is my temple

- Santa -:
Last fm and many others!

Ok aksoy_sena, we could really use your help in the factory. We play
a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:

and music is my religion, man

- Santa -:
Music sure is.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
so what kind of music you listen ?

- Santa -:
Nothing much really.

And what do you want for Christmas, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
i adore all those norwegian musicians

- Santa -:
No kidding? What's that all about?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
you know sondre lerche, kings of convenience, röyksopp and so
many others... but i'm not fancy of those death & black metal freaks...

- Santa -:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.

Ok aksoy_sena, we could really use your help in the factory. We play
a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
Actually i think i like 60s mostly *hımm*

- Santa -:
That sounds great! What else do you like?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
i like you :D

- Santa -:
Well, now that's something special! What other things do you like?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
all the things about you ... your big, fat belly, and sexy beard

- Santa -:
Really?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
sure....i think you're hot !

- Santa -:
Really? I'm not sure about that.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
you know people may say that you're old... maybe a little dotard...
but viagra takes care of everything

- Santa -:
Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
haha we'll see my funny valentine...

- Santa -:
Interesting!

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
not interesting at all

- Santa -:
What was that?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
lets dance !

- Santa -:
Hmm...

What do you want for Christmas, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
lets dance

- Santa -:
My elves will get right on that.

And what else are you wishing for this year, aksoy_sena?

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
i kiss you if u don’t

- Santa -:
Get your head out of the gutter!

İyi Niyet Kutusu... / until we chat again, my friend ! /:
sorry

- Santa -:
No apology necessary!

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